A new addition to the team, Mervic Sweeney sure knows how to boost business. At the AWOL annual fundraiser held in May, Sweeney busted out his godly pipes to sing karaoke. That week business went up by a whopping 78%, earning him Employee of the Month. On the side he is also a construction worker, cashier, firefighter, professional lawnmower, bronze-metal Olympic figure skater, oral surgeon, hotel doorman, defense lawyer, plumber, lumberjack, paramedic, journalist, pizza delivery driver, and world-renowned opera singer.
Formal title: Team AWOL member
Nominated for: Best performence of "Don't Stop Believin'"
Hobbies: Skateboarding, paintball, spraying neighbors' 3-year-old son with fire hose
Joined the team: September 5th, 2019